The Tale of Mixer Grinders

I am currently obsessed with kitchenware and gadgets that make the most of a rather tiny kitchen. Part of this madness has been the lust for the perfect food processor.

Let me start with a confession though – I have never known what to do with a ‘juicer’. I am not particularly found of juice, and while shopping around for a food processor, every one of those focused on making juice out of something or the other. Between discussions about wattage, blades, attachments and jars, I felt utterly lost. I tried a few – but in the end the kind of cooking I do (from grinding masalas, making chutneys to throwing in a piece of turmeric) needed a desi mixer-grinder. So this time when I was in India, I decided to buy one.

As an aside, for my mother, it is a Sumeet or nothing. But a Sumeet was nowhere to be found in the depths of Gurgaon.

Anyhow, while shopping for a food processor, one of the features that is sold to you is the ‘locking system’, which means unless the jar is perfectly aligned and closed, it won’t operate. In the UK it’s usually ‘Your hands are safer this way, because you may turn it on unintentionally – and we all know what blood does to ground coffee beans‘.

The sales pitch in India was along the lines of ‘Your maid can’t ruin this mixer grinder with her chopped off fingers and so it’s a good investment‘. The realities in both countries glare at you. (Also, the sales guy lost a little respect for me I think.)

In search for the right mixer-grinder, I went to Spencer’s, Croma, Big Bazaar and a few other places. All of them had pretty much the same products, but in the end it was the store that asked me questions about how I was going to use, how often I would operate it, if I wanted a juicer, if it was going to be used in India or elsewhere got my business. Not so much because I thought they were honest. Every store has its pet product it pushes – but any interest in how I will use this little beast, makes me feel like the sales rep is recommending after considering.

But the final word? My sister’s. She and her new extended family own one particular brand and make, all bought in the last few years. Done. Decided.

This time, more than ever, and perhaps because I was there on work – I really did spend a lot of time figuring out what stores make me happy, where I like to buy things, and what convinces me. Turns out, I am real easy. Talk to me, make me feel slightly important (even if I am only buying a piddly mixer-grinder) and pretend you’re offering me a discount. See – Easy.

PS – How many bloody jars does one really need in a food processor?

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Pongal and Prabhu-fangirl

I am never very sure how one celebrates Pongal, apart from the food. And yes, the sudden need some people have to find cows. I liked the bit about feeding the crows the best, even though my valiant efforts to attract them to the colourful mounds of rice were unnecessary, I still felt my role was very important. (I am not sure my mother does this bit anymore… I remember it mostly from early childhood.)

But I do recall this absurd incident. I was rather young, perhaps about 12, and found myself at a friend’s place who had regular bhajan mandali gatherings. While I was aware of some carnatic songs, when I was asked to sing a ‘tamil bhajan’ I just froze. On an average, I had already found that heavy carnatic numbers didn’t really suit a majority of North Indian tastes. Actually they didn’t even suit a majority of South Indian tastes.

So it was, more out of performance anxiety than any actual desire to be clever, I sang Roja Poo Aadi Vandandu (Agni Nakshatram). Amala (so cute!) and Prabhu (also so cute then!) prance about aerobically. I knew the words to the entire song because I’d helped my cousin decipher them and write them down in her big brown book that I’ve written about earlier.

I think AK’s parents felt that it wasn’t very bhajan like, but they sweetly smiled and let me finish, before giving me two laddoos. Well, for some people working out is like religion etc. (If you know me at all, you know that’s not true for me.)

PS: AK, I doubt if you read this blog, but if you do, apologies for ilayaraja-bombing your bhajan.

Also, have a lovely Pongal. Just eat a lot. Okay?

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3 months with my Kindle

A few months ago I was grappling with the idea of an e-reader. Almost immediately after, I ended up ordering the Kindle.

Looking back, all that drama was so pointless. Once I got the Kindle, I couldn’t put it down. It’s beautiful, handles really well, is very light and is a pleasure to read. I did have quite a few issues with it for the first few weeks, and to my surprise, when I called up Amazon support, they replaced it.

I’ve been trying to understand what caused me to resist it so much in the first place. Is it that while music and film have changed formats, books have essentially remained the same through history. Sheets bound together, to be turned by hand. Is it that my memories of childhood, libraries, friendship (oh, the stories of ‘borrowed’ books), summer holidays overpowered the usual rational self.

But books are emotional objects for me. A lot of books have moments appended to them. Markers of foolishness or adolescence. Some that I cringe at, when I recall announcing loudly to peers that I’d read something that they wouldn’t understand. And the scores of books that fall broadly under chick-lit or some other such tag. Books that have filled hours and shelves.

What is a book then? That specific sequence of words? Or the physical printout?

Over the year-end break, as I lay in bed, unable to move for a few days thanks to a strong bout of flu, I bought one book after another. Some through serendipity and others through recommendations. I read more now. Not afraid to exhaust my reading options whilst sitting on a train. I still buy physical books, but 70% of new books are in digital format.

All I want are books, and to be able to fit in small alternate worlds in my bag when I leave in the mornings. I used to do that earlier too, I just do it a lot easier now. One of the reasons I don’t blog that much anymore is the Kindle. I’ve never read this much in my life.

I no longer see the point in writing.
(In a few months, I’ll come back to my senses.)

PS – Happy New Year and all that. It’s been a slightly manic year – and I hope your year is that curious mix of contentment and excitement. Some stillness to go with that jumpy ride, yes?

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Question for the Bright Ones

Okay, genius type people, someone come up with a way to estimate the number of sarees used in shooting this song. Winner may get something, depending on how satisfactory the response is.

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WTF: Gifting cars

This is an advert that makes me more than a bit mad. Copy reads – “Marriage does come with its rewards. The New Beetle. Best Gifted.”

Of course one could interpret it as – “Reward your spouse by gifting them a car”. But that’s really not what this is about, is it? Even if the advert didn’t intend it, it makes these subtle nauseating suggestions. Because we all know the rules of gifting at weddings. We know who’s supposed to “give a gift” and where it fits within the spins of traditions.

The PR for the campaign says

Volkswagen conducted research, in which it found out that the increasing purchasing power of the young individuals spend money on purchasing expensive gifts, especially for marriages. So the company tend to target the affluent Indian buyers. Raja also added that, these days everyone tend to spend a lot of money on marriages, the gift will anyway fit the criteria. As the young Indians are brand conscious, trend setters and active social life. The wedding season in India will continue for the coming three months and the company wishes to flash the ad till January.

But maybe it’s just me reading into these things. That’s how I am – easily offended.

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Did anyone notice?

That this blog has a new look? I got sick of the previous look and decided to blame my lack of creativity on the blog design … rather than my laziness. :)

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A Diwali Bonus

My Diwali bonus this year has something to do with having something tiny (and perhaps largely inconsequential) published in the Guardian today. I think I’ve written far better on the issue of Diwali on this blog, but capturing something in 600 words is hard, and somehow, the most nostalgia-dripping bits fall through. :)

Also I made besan laddoos. So any extra weight I’ve added on in the last three days is also bonus. But not the kinds I particularly desire.

But in the meanwhile… Here’s the link (again).

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