Dear Heavily Pregnant Woman On Bus,
That you choose to travel on a crowded bus some five hours before your water is going to break is your issue to deal with. You can use it to blackmail your partner/ lover/ husband/ child some years from now. It might even make for interesting conversation with the shrink.
But please don’t glare at me when I offer you my seat. I am a woman, and I am not being chauvinistic. I just didn’t want you to go into labour right there, and end up being even more late than usual for work. You also looked uncomfortable. Besides, unlike a heavy bag on your back that can be taken down in public transport, I am guessing you cannot take off the belly off.
If you have a philosophical or intellectual issue with sitting down in buses when you are pregnant, that’s fine too. Just refuse the offer. Don’t bloody glare.
Girl (Okay, Woman) Who Politely Asked If You Would Like A Seat.