Plot for world domination – 1

This is my plan. I am going to move next door to this person. Sneak in through the window. Borrow books, read them and keep them back without the author of that blog ever suspecting a thing.

Or I’ll save on moving costs and just buy the bloody books myself. Somebody please work out the costs and compare.

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14 Responses to Plot for world domination – 1

  1. LOL!! Nice plan….wish u luck…sorry…I’m of no help as my accounts is terrible :P

  2. Forget the costs. Think of the pleasure. None more than reading borrowed books. That too, without the owner realizing it.

  3. Remind me never to let you allow near my study whenever you visit next ;-)

  4. Shefaly

    That extra ‘allow’ is for added stress..

  5. Please to find a studio apartment next to yours, once you move in. Thank You.

  6. Krishnan

    book heist planned ?

  7. Read a novel called “The Book Thief” by Markus Zusak…
    It may give you some ideas :)

  8. A Better plan would be to rent out a room in a public library and live there.

  9. Three houses near me are selling. The cheapest is about £800K and the priciest about £2M. Interested? ;-)

  10. Sarcasm, one thinks must not be hinted at. But I was asked not be rude to others. So I will be rude in a general direction sort.

  11. Shefaly – first you tell me I am not allowed near the library, and then you taunt with house prices? Eh!?! :)

  12. I’ve run some numbers, and my preliminary conclusion is that the unauthorized borrowing of materials is the winning route.

    Not that I would advocate theft (whether temporary or not), of course.

  13. @ Neha: Er, first one, yes, second one, no. The prices are actually a tad down… :-/

  14. Shefaly – If those prices are the “down” ones – aaargh! :( I don’t think I’ll ever move to your lane!