Parting my hair

Long time readers of this blog may know of my obsession with hair and hair styles. Well, as of today I am going to go out and obsess about how people part their hair.

…hair raising observation among corporate America that most of the successful CEOs including Pepsico’s Indra Nooyi part their hair to the left, says US business magazine Fortune. Legendary investor and chief executive of Berkshire Hathaway Warren Buffett and Jamie Dimon of investment bank J P Morgan Chase are among the others joining Nooyi in the club of highly efficient CEOs who comb their hair to the left side.

… Interestingly, a cursory look at the CEOs of Fortune 500 companies reveals only three among them of top 50 firms, part their hair on their right side.

Please excuse me while I get myself a new hairstyle. Perhaps that will help me tide over the exams. Though I am going to run out all my hair soon if I keep tugging at it while I study. Though I wonder what bald CEOs do? Use a marker pen on the right side of their pate?

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  1. km

    Psychopathic killers are also known to part their hair to the left*.

    Coincidence?

    *A completely unvalidated, independent observation.

  2. LOL @ what bald CEOS do!

  3. I did not know that parting your hair makes you a CEO. I would have thought the path to CEOship involved more of parting from hair (mostly due to tearing it out) ;)

  4. I thought most of the CEOs are bald, or become one. But one thng, bald people are the cleverest of the lot.
    Destination infinity

  5. Uma

    Vetti aaraichi. Things people do instead of studying :)

  6. so people like Richard Branson would never be considered in this list of successful CEOs coz he is so chilled out to lose his hair or care about their partings and all

  7. km: What exactly have you been reading?

    Sharanya: I think I am forever in the bad books of bald CEOs.

    Lekhni: ROTFL! That was hilarious!

    Destination Infinity: Really, Einstein may beg to differ. :)

    Uma: What ma.. have a heart.. etc.

    rahul: Oh! So that’s what Richard Branson actually DOES!

  8. Bald CEOs hire an SVP and delegate the left-parting to him :P
    (TD’s First low of time waste: Vetti’ness of comments are in direct proportion to the vetti’ness of the post)